Friday, May 9, 2014

SECTRETS to PICKING UP GIRLS




                       HOW To PICK UP GIRLS BIBLE


                                             YES The BIBLE On PICKING UP CHICKS

                                                        GORGEOUS WOMEN


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SECRET on HOW to SEDUCE WOMEN


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Thursday, May 1, 2014

KEITH RICHARDS Favorite Soup Recipe


FROM WALTER




KEITH RICHARDS JUST LOVES IT





Walter Sobchak



Walter’s Jewish Penicillin
a.k.a.  CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP

   Chicken Noodle Soup, they call it “Jewish Penicillin.” Dude believes it. He has eaten it when he had some terrible colds, and it always made The Dude feel a whole lot better. It’s tasty and most nutritious, and it warms the Cockles of Your Heart, The Dude says.
    Can you guess where The Dude got this recipe for Jewish Penicillin? That’s’ right, from Walter who in practicing Shomer Shabbos Walter says he doesn’t Fuckin Roll on Saturday “Shomer Shabbos.”

Donny:  “How come you don’t Bowl on Saturdays Walter?”

Walter: “Saturday Donny is Shabbos, the Jewish Day of rest. I don’t drive a Car, I don’t Fuckin ride in a car, I don’t handle Money, I don’t turn on the oven, and I Sure as Shit DON’T FUCKIN ROLL” !!!!!

Donny: “Jeeze” !!!

Walter: “Shomer Shabbos”

Dude:  “Walter how am I gonna ….”

Walter:  “Shomer FUCKING SHABBOS” !!!!




Recipe : WALTER’S JEWISH PENICILLIN

“CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP”

 This is actually two recipes in one, “Almost.” In this recipe for Chicken Noodle Soup you will cook a whole chicken. You will use the cooked chicken breast for Chicken Salad and the rest of  the chicken, the legs and thighs will go into the soup. That’s awesome Dude!!!


Ingredients:

1 whole roasting Chicken 4-5 pounds
2 medium Onions cut into a medium dice
5 whole cloves of garlic, Peeled
6 stalks of Celery cut into large cube
6 Carrots cut into a large dice
6 quarts of water
1 pound package of Egg Noodles
1 Bay Leaf, 1 teaspoon Salt
½ teaspoon Black Pepper

Cooking Procedures:

1) Fill a large 8 qt. Pot with water. Wash the chicken and place it into the pot. Cover the pot. Turn on the flame and bring the water to the boil. Once the water reaches the boiling point, lower the flame so the water simmers at a slow simmer.

2) Add the carrots, celery, garlic, onions, Bay Leaf, salt, and pepper to the pot.

3) Let the soup simmer for 1 hour and 15 minutes.

4) Remove the chicken from the pot and let it cool down.

5) While the chicken is cooling, cook the Egg Noodles according to the directions on the package. Drain the noodles, then sprinkle with a little olive oil so the noodles won’t stick together.

6) Once the chicken has cooled down, remove the breast and reserve to make chicken salad with.

7) Pick all the rest of the meat off the chicken bones and put into the soup pot. Let the chicken meat simmer in the pot for ten minutes.

8) Add the noodles and let simmer for 2 minutes. The soup is now ready to serve.

NOTE:  If you’d like you can substitute rice for the noodles to make Chicken and Rice Soup. To do so, cook one cup of rice in 2 ½ cups water for 15 minutes and drain. At the point where you take the chicken out of the pot, you will put the rice into the pot of soup and let simmer 5 minutes.












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"WHO The FUCK is MICK JAGGER"


















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Sunday, March 23, 2014

KEITH RICHARDS FLIPS THE BIRD

Johnny Cash


Most Famous Celebrity

FUCK YOU

Middle Finger

Flipping The Bird Picture
of ALL-TIME  !!!!






KEEF Says FUCK YOU !!!!




MADONNA Flips The BIRD !!!FUCK YOU !!!!




Fuck You JOHNNY DEPP





FUCK YOU ROBER DeNIRO !!!


NIKI
and PARIS HILTON

FUCK YOU !!!




LINDSAY LOHAN NUDE

For

PLAYBOY


mrnewyorkny3



FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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Saturday, March 15, 2014

The ROLLING STONES






Early STONES 
With Brian Jones (2nd left)
Bill Wyman, MICK JAGGER,
Charlie Watts, and KEITH RICHARDS

The Influence And Legacy of The ROLLING STONES ... World's Greatest Rock Band Ever !!


The Rolling Stones are widely recognized as one of the most influential rock n' roll bands of all time. They have become the favorite band of generations and generations of fans who love rock n'roll music, from grandparents to parents to their kids, and even in some cases their children! It's amazing how music can speak to all kinds of age groups, no matter how old it is.
The Rolling Stones are a British rock band that was formed during the early 1960s. The band we know today consists of four members, but the original line-up was made up of six members in total - Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Brian Jones, Bill Wyman, Ian Stewart and Charlie Watts. Jagger and Richards have almost always been known as the anchors of the band, as they are the chief songwriters and faces of the band, and really lend a lot of personality and spunk to the group. The band first became popular in their native Europe, but as rock n'roll music spread across the world, particularly British groups, they gained mass popularity in the United States as well. The band has released a whopping, unbelievable 22 albums in total, with over 200 million copies sold worldwide - and they continue to produce new music! Their last new studio album with brand new, previously unreleased content was A Bigger Bang, released in 2005.
When the Rolling Stones first came out, they were marketed and sold to listeners as the antithesis of the Beatles, in an effort to set themselves apart from the equally, if not more popular group who were also British and played rock music. They wanted to be seen as the wilder, crazier and more independent band, as if the Beatles were a more manufactured pop group than anything else. The bands manager also got rid of Ian Stewart as a member of the group, because he felt his image did not fit the Rolling Stones look. While the Stones originally recorded others' songs in an effort to impress fans and garner popularity, it wasn't until they began singing, playing and recording their own original material that they really took off.
The Rolling Stones' first big song was 'Satisfaction', which spent a month at the top of the music charts, establishing them as a serious act with great music. They continued to release chart-topping hits and establish themselves as one of the greatest rock acts, touring around the world and releasing records throughout the 1960s. They also cemented their rebellious, bad boy image with incidents of drug use, overdoses, hard partying and arrests wherever they went. They also had their fair pick of beautiful women, as women of all ages and nationalities wanted a piece of this famous, good looking rock band. In 1969, one of the main members who had been a large part of the band since the beginning, Brian Jones, drowned in his pool. They played a free concert in his memory.For the past nearly 50 years, the Rolling Stones have been a huge influence on rock n' roll music and popular culture.


MICK TAYLOR ROLLING STONES

Mick Taylor 2nd from Left Played With
The STONES From 1969 to 1974
And Is Considered by Rolling Stones Afficianados
As The Greatest Gutarist to Ever Play w/The STONES





RON WOOD ROLLING STONES
In 1969 Mick Taylor was Leaving The Stones 
After 5 Years .. It is Said That Mick Jagger was
At a Party in London that then Lead Singer of
"The FACES" ROD STEWART Was At ..
It's said that Mick was all Bummed Out
That Mick was leaving the Band, "What Are We
Gonna Do?" Mick asked Rod ..
Mick Jagger and Keith Richards Had
Been Talking to Ronnie About Joining The Stones
So MICK Asked ROD STEWART at the Party
If He Would Mind If RON WOOD Left
ROD'S BAND "The FACES" and JOIN The STONES?
ROD Said, "No He Didn't Mind," and Gave RON And 
The STONES His BLESSING, The Rest 
Is ROCK-N-ROLL HISTORY
RON WOOD Has Been With The STOENS Ever SINCE
Which at This Junctor in 2014 is 39 Years a STONE
BRAVO RONNIE, BRAVO ROD !!!
BRAVO To KEEF MICK
And The ROLLING STONES
THE WORLD'S GREATEST
ROCK-N-ROLL BAND
Whether
BRIAN JONES
MICK TAYLOR
or
RON WOOD
Are Playing LEAD GUITAR



G.L writes regularly about music related topics and is currently working on a new exciting project for Earcandy Music which offer the finest wedding bands and function bands in the industry.
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Friday, March 14, 2014

KEITH RICHARDS & JACK DANIELS



KEITH RICHARDS



AND

JACK DANIELS

KEITH RICHARDS FAVORITE COOKBOOK







KEITH RICHARDS FAVORITE COOKBOOK ???


IS


GOT ANY KAHLUA ?




KEITH RICHARDS FAVORITE RECIPE

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Best Recipe Ever?

Not really, but I had to get your attention ..  It is a Dam Good Recipe though. And to some, yes "The Best Recipe Ever." Best part, it's QUICK, Easy, Inexpensive (Cheap), and Tasty as can be ...

GREAT For BREAKFAST, LUNCH, DINNER or ANYTIME In-BETWEEN ...


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Eggs With Sesame Chili & Baby Bok Choy  For 2


Ingredients: 4 - 6 Extra Large Eggs, Sriracha Sauce or Any other of your Favorite Hot Sauce, 6 - 8 pieces Baby Bok Choy, 4 tablespoons vegetable oil, 3 tablespoons Sesame Oil, Salt & Pepper, Maggi's Sauce 

  1)  Boil 2 quarts of water in a pot with 1 tablespoon water. 

  2)  Cut the Bok Choy in-half lengthwise and wash. 3)  Cook cleaned Bok Choy in boiling water for 2-3 minutes. Strain and drain Bok Choy. Place  2 equal portions of cooked Bok Choy on 2 plates. Sprinkle Bok Choy with Salt and equal portions of Sesame Oil .  

  3)  Beat eggs in a bowl with Salt & Black Ground Pepper. 

  4)  When the Bok Choy is cooking, heat up a non-stick skillet over medium heat. Add vegetable oil. When oil is hot, add eggs and scramble to cooked through.  

  5)  Place Eggs on plates with Baby Bok Choy. Sprinkle eggs with a bit more salt. Season Bok Choy & Eggs to taste with Sriracha or other Hot Sauce .. Enjoy !

 VARIATIONS:  You can make this dish with either Scrambled Eggs as described or Fried Eggs .. You can make the dish with Baby Bok Choy as described or with Mustard Greens. The greens are tasty and Easy-As-Pie, as you merely blanche the Greens in boiling Salted Water for 2- 3 minutes, drain and dress with; Salt, Sesame (which has a lot of flavor) and Siracha which is Garlic & Chili Peppers, or you can use another Hot Sauce that you like best.


KEITH RICHARDS FAVORITE COOKBOOK  
"GOT ANY KAHLUA"


It's The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK ... 

Abide And See What KEEF Likes About IT !!!






The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK

GOT ANY KAHLUA ?

It's KEEFS Favorite COOKBOOK

"GET IT" !!!




                                                 


RECIPES In The DUDE "BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK"